I think I might run away, far away

All I can say is may the force be with you if you have teenagers. By "force" I mean having the Lord almighty, Sweet Jesus, Father above, Holy spirit, strength in you to not eat your young nature about you. I keep hoping to see the light at the end of the tunnel but all I'm seeing is this red strobe light. I have just about diagnosed myself with a throbbing brain aneurysm. It only acts up about once a week and it only seems to happen when my son is around or I stumble across his stupidity.
I will go ahead and tell you his latest, since I can finally speak of it without having a migraine. Last Thursday I was collecting some movies that James had rented for Jonathan and his friends to watch when I had to go to Jonathan's room to get 2 of them to return. There were movies scattered everywhere on his entertainment system and I'm sifting through them when I come across this one called "Life in the fast lane" with these 2 barely dressed blondes on the cover. Well it sort of looked like a lagitament movie until I saw who was starring in this movie- Farrah and Shay sweet. I flipped it open to make sure the DVD was in the case when I noticed the title on the DVD said "Blow Job University". HELLO!! I just about fell out. Then I noticed the back of case with all the naked people doing private things in multiple different angles. UUUUGGGGHHH!! Needless to say that all went over like a led balloon. Jonathan swears it was Jareds and Jared says it is not his. Who's ever it is they have a broken DVD at the Roane County landfill.