My trip to the Dermatologist

I got an appointment for me and the kids to get our moles checked out. Jonathan had several warts on his hands and wanted them removed and Audrey had something on the palm of her hand and needed it checked out, so we all loaded up and went on the 22nd. The main reason for us going was that I had this lump on my head that had started bothering me and wanted it checked out.
So we all get in the room and she starts looking us all over and Jonathan didn't have any suspicious moles, nor did I. She froze his warts and he was done. Then she shaved Audrey's palm where a calous had formed over the top of a wart. Then she froze her wart. The Audrey had a strange looking mole and the doctor decided it needed to be removed and she took it off and stitched it up. After they got done I sent them off to school and then it was my turn to have this lump looked at.
The doctor looked at it and said that it was a cyst and that I could either have it removed or injected with steroids to see if it would shrink. I thought, no way! Just remove the dang thing! So she injected it with something to numb it and then I felt like part of my head was missing. She made an incision and removed this thing from my scalp that looked just like a macadamia nut. It was huge, but yet cool at the same time! She cut it open and it was full of oil. After that, she stitched me up.
When I got home that night I was explaining it to James and he was about to die, in the mean time I had gotten a macadamia nut out of the freezer and was holding it in my hand to show to James the resemblance when Audrey walks in the room, she had this look of horror because she thought that I was holding the cyst. When I got through talking, I just popped the nut in my mouth and Audrey almost fainted. It was hilarious!

I know- GROSS STORY!